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What have you used as a sex toy that definitely isn’t a sex toy?
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Handheld back massager when I was in high school. Changed my masturbation game forever lol

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Yes. It was bad. One time my mom was like “why is the back massager under your bed?” I said I don’t know 🥲. After that after every use I washed it and put it back in this rightful spot 😂

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Specifically my mom lol

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Oh this one was. My mom got it for her back and it’s not shaped like a wand (like the one I have now 🤣). Plus my mom is probably the most asexual and religious person I know. Her mind would never go there.

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Lol 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I would die laughing if she was LOL!!!! I doubt it though. She’s a devout Catholic

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Yeah…. But lol if you met my mom, that’s the last place her mind would go. Shes a Catholic Filipina that only had sex to produce children. Sex for pleasure is the last thing on her mind. Let alone using items for masturbation 😅.

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Yup lol I didn’t know that back then though 😅

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I hope she never knows what I was using it for 😭

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I’m glad I’m not the only one! Actually got introduced to the hitachi magic wand from another couple on Reddit! Game changer. I have it in two size. One mini and one regular. That way I can bring the mini when I travel/playdates

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