So I get asked a lot to rate dicks, and I've come (har har) to really enjoy it. I love finding super average dicks to rate and being genuinely positive about them. Even better if they're on the smaller size. I feel like big dicks get all the attention, arrogance, and general bluster so rating them isn't as fun for me. Plus, based on what I've seen, dicks under 6" get so much harder than bigger ones. It's incredible really.

Knowing (assuming/hoping) that I'm giving some guy the thrill of a knowing some wife (me) was looking at his hard cock and getting compliments on it is a serious turn-on for me. I can't help but imagine it getting even harder than it was when I saw it in whatever photo. Plus, getting to see the incredible variety of dicks has been absolutely fascinating. They're like snowflakes!! I can't help but imagine how each one would feel in my hands, or my mouth or inside me.

(Please don't send me a billion "can u rate mine" chats...I'm just being honest here and curious if I'm odd for actively searching for dicks to rate and browse...and being super turned on by it.)