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Does anyone else have a male s/o that humps you when he’s excited??
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This is a weird question but I don’t think I’m crazy..

So long story short whenever my husband sees me after not seeing me for a long period of time he’ll hug me and then just start humping.

It happens every time we lay down too. He grabs me to spoon me then proceeds the humps again. But he doesn’t want sex.. he just says he gets excited when he’s with me and it’s a “natural habit” and calls it the “husband hump”

Now on TikTok I’ve seen another girl say when she goes to hug her boyfriend he’ll run up and tackle her while humping her.

Are men just really that simple that they revert to primal behavior when they see a girl they like?😭 I just need answers.

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