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What’s the best way to get female ejaculate out of a fabric passenger seat?
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I had an amazing date last night. Took her to see the movie Poor Things. Interesting movie for sure. I’ll try to get to the point, though . We’ve been on six other dates, and only kissed once, but we have been chatting weekly and have some great conversations. She even plays video games with me, which I really enjoy doing.

Last night I was very pleasantly surprised when she took my hand during the movie and put it down her shirt. She has smaller breasts that are very sensitive. Then she put her hand down my pants, and soon put my hand down hers. She whispered some thing about wanting to leave. They were people on both sides of us who may have been able to tell what we were doing. The movie was almost over, I think, so I didn’t mind that she was getting so excited. She wanted to leave the theater before it ended. No sooner after we got into my new SUV did she put my hand on her punani again, pulling down her pants for better movement. Wow, she was so responsive, I absolutely got excited, just hearing her response, and feeling her thrust her hips into my hand. It wasn’t a long drive to her apartment, but the fact that she started squirting in my car seat seemed to slow down time. Maybe it was the wine that she had had, or the sex scenes in the movie, or maybe it was the build up over four months of dating before we touched, but this was the most explosive I’ve ever seen a woman get. I’ll leave the rest of the night out of the post, but let’s just say I lost track of how many orgasms she had.

Back to the purpose of this post, does anybody have any suggestions for how to clean squirt out of a fabric car seat? It’s absolutely soaked, and as of yet there’s no discoloration. I know there’s a percentage of urine in a woman’s ejaculate, so I’m wondering if pet stain enzymes would be good to use. Do those breakdown all kinds of urine or are they specifically intended for pet urine? Any experience or knowledge on this would help before I do anything.

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