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Am I the only one who says thank you after performing oral sex?
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I am a total muff dive addict. I am quite happy to have a non reciprocation muff dive if that's all we have time for.

My wife leaves before me in the morning. She sets two alarms 5 minutes apart. I was awake before her alarm and I knew exactly what I wanted to do when the alarm went off. I snuggled up and asked her "do you want to go to work with a smile on your face?" She knows exactly what that means and told me yes.

So I went to work and barely beat the timeline of 5 minutes but did give her a nice orgasm. The whole time I'm doing it, I'm both full of joy how much I love doing it and thinking oh my I can't believe she lets me do this. Her orgasming at the end just adds in some pride that I can make her feel that way.

As she's laying there in her glow, I turn off her alarm and then tell her " thank you, I loved that."

Every time I get back " Why are you the one saying thank you?"

Because it is so damn fun.

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