I am currently in bed with her and her bed hogging cat. We are in a queen sized bed, and everyone just seems to gravitate to my side of the fucking bed. I keep trying to nudge her but she won't fucking budge. If I wake her up, she will get quite grumpy. I have no blanket, one pillow, and I'm tired as fuck.

Any redditors have any special tricks to get your girlfriend to scoot the fuck over?

EDIT: So I coughed really loud, and I think it woke her up a little bit, and she scooted back to her side a few inches. It's not much, but we're making leeway team. Your ideas have been great so far.

EDIT PT. DEUX: Since I know you are all hanging on every update, I farted. I pointed it at her face, but it was both silent and odorless.

EDIT PT. THREE: I ended up hiking my legs on her, and she moved even further away! I think I might have enough room to actually sleep. I have no blanket, but the Texas sun is rising soon, so that won't be too much of an issue. I'm going to try and get some sleep now. If I stop responding, you will know we have succeeded. You guys have been great. Thank you all.

EDIT PT. FOUR: Wow. This question has a shitload more comments than it did when I went to bed. I'm back. My girlfriend got on reddit and saw this question, this morning. I guess now she is a lot more aware of how much of a bed hogging slut she is.

Also, I appreciate the relationship advice, but it is completely unnecessary. I've been with her for three years now. She is just not a morning person, and hates to be woken up, that's all. We're not 'walking on eggshells' like one redditor suggested. She is the nicest person I know, and Ilove the fuck out of her. She is just a grumpy monster if she is woken up by anything other than herself. We're all good yo.