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Reddit, what's the stupidest thing you've ever said in the heat of passion? I'll go first!
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When I was 15 I could've lost my virginity to my first girlfriend, and thusly, taken hers.

We were fooling around, getting really hot & heavy, when she moans in my ear "do you have a condom?" while I'm nibbling on her neck.....I respond with "yeah, why?" (back then I had a plastic single condom holder attached to my keys, which she & all my other friends knew). She looks at me sheepishly, kisses me & then snakes her hand down my pants as we continue our heavy petting session & get each other off that way.

When they say the human body only has enough blood to run 1 head at a time, they're not kidding! Facepalm!

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