A few years back my friend Charlotte and I were driving in my car along Rosser Aveune. We were probably headed for a cruise or some other mindless activity. Walking along Rosser Avenue was an old man with long gray and silver hair wearing light tan khakis. Since I was driving I didn't notice him until Charlotte pointed out, "Oh my God! I think that man shit HIS PANTS!"

"What?!" I exclaimed. I couldn't believe it, right in the middle of broad daylight on a sunny summer afternoon. I circled around the block so I too could mock at this humiliated being.

Sure enough, there he was strutting his stuff with what appeared to be shit stains that started mid-ass and streamed all the way down his leg to well below his knee.