Yep weird request. But I’m looking to impress someone, and make someone else jealous. If you’re Scottish, all you need to know is that it’s a matter of honour. I have 1/4 Scottish heritage, so it’s not total cultural appropriation.

If anyone knows where I can snag or borrow a full kilt get-up, I would be very grateful. If someone about my size 6’3, medium build, 32 waist would be willing to loan me, I would return it with a dry cleaning receipt, a commitment not to wear it in the “traditional” style, and pay you for your trouble.

I’d need to pick it up today.

EDIT: Also, yes this is a throwaway account, because some of the people named in the post know my usual Reddit name but I’ll prove I’m a real person if you can help!

Edit: local costume shop had something nearly perfect. I pulled the trigger. Since I got the idea from the group, you do qualify for full backstory and outcome of this ridiculous thing I’m about to do.