Someone tells you that you look dapper, when you are wearing a jumper.

A woman in her early to mid 20's is physically disgusted by the idea of you finding her sexually attractive.

When you hear a new song and think 'yeah, this is cool and funky' and discover that it's been out for ages. Latest example being The Weekend - Blinding Lights.

You do a massive shop in Sainsbury's, Tesco's etc, pay your bill, grab the extra long receipt and think 'I'll enjoy reading that later'!

You are genuinely amazed at the cleaning power of Cillit Bang.

You make a conscious effort to stop wearing the slippers you were bought as a joke for your 40th (because you fear it's an acceptance of being old) but then find yourself glued to a programme called History's Greatest Tank Battles!

This will probably get removed for having been asked before but what do you guys have?