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I left a pineapple under my friends dorm room pillow. Now that it's winter break, he mailed me a piece of pizza from across the country. How do I respond?
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For months we've had a running joke relating to pineapple emoji. I decided to escalate by buying a pineapple, getting his roommate to let me into their room, and leaving it under his pillow.

A few days ago we were texting and he was eating pizza and I said that I wished I had pizza. Today I get a package from literally halfway across the country and it's a piece of pizza wrapped in tinfoil.

How do I properly escalate from here?

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