this gonna sound as a joke but its not.

have you ever been jealous of your own d***?

yesterday I was with my best friend, we are both males and I asked if he ever felt jealous of his own dick.

I told him this time I was with a girl and she was so obsessed with it when we were having sex that she would hardly even look me in the eyes or touch any other part of my body.

she was clearly enjoying herself but at the same time I felt what can only be described as jealously. my dick was having all the attention, but not “me”.

my friend replied to my concern stating “she can create a religion to worship my dick as far as I am concerned.”

am I overthinking it?