After a few years of voluntary celibacy, I decided to get back on the D-train. I downloaded Grindr looking for a regular hookup and got more than I asked for. This guy had so many red flags that I just ignored because I was horny and needed to get laid. Now I don’t know how to get out and need help 😔

Here are a few things he said/did for context.

🚩 “Can’t host, not mobile. Pick me up and drop me off”

🚩”Do you believe in love at first site because I love you… I love you, do you love me?”

🚩 “I’ve been hurt before and if it happens again the universe will pay back”

🚩Sends more than 50 messages in a row if I don’t respond fast enough

🚩 Asks where I am and what I’m doing every hour