The answer to most of the questions you are going to ask is “nobody knows”

Do not discus politics here.

…get in the ballot in X state?

Nobody here knows

…wins the election?

Nobody here knows

…secret service in jail?

Nobody here knows

what about my hilarious joke, quip, or inferences?

No. Politics. Full stop. End of sentence.

If you feel the need to disclaim that your post isn’t political, that’s probably the sign you shouldn’t post it. I don’t care what you are trying to disclaim, don’t waste your time with explaining how your post isn’t political in that context.

Etc etc etc….

Unless you have a truly novel question or perspective- and let’s be real, you probably don’t if you are asking here - you’re probably better off asking elsewhere.

You may find one of many mega threads of any flavor you’d like in a political Reddit if you would like to discuss it.