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Ever been to a Pakistani all-you-can-eat?
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farysht is
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Thank you!! Been working my body a lot so Iâm super flattered đĽşâ¤ď¸
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I can tell thatâs probably like the only thing u know about Pakistan. Cringe.
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Why would I take you anywhere, itâs right here
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The back door is the most fun to get eaten for me ;)
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âShave them pits,â the doctor told the new mother. âBut this is my son,â she told the doctor. The poor baby was so ugly he resembled a hairy armpit while cradled against the motherâs breast. This unfortunate baby sadly never outgrew the ugliness, and to this day the doctorâs words haunt him. âShave them pitsâ is etched into his brain. Each sight of a hairy armpit emboldens it. âShave them pits,â he sighs. He will never be able to escape the unpropitious pit he was pushed into upon his pitiful birth in that hospital.