On our first family vacation in two years, put all our babies to bed, and enjoyed some edibles and wine in my sister's hotel room - finally having adult time! So what do we do? Play never have I ever, of course. haha And while dishing interesting sexcapades and sitting next to my husband, father of my child, I share.... ** never have I ever been romantically attracted to someone. **

The questions start pouring in. My sister's husband asserts the "maybe it's just a defense mechanism so I don't get hurt" trope. I share the stories of my "crushes" from my past that in retrospect make it pretty obvious that I've never had romantic crushes. "Maybe you didn't like him enough?" Nah, he was super cool. I enjoyed hanging out with him a lot. But whenever we made out, I was always thinking of how to segway into the next thing that'd be more fun.

My sister in law has a ton of interesting questions that I appreciate and answer in earnest.

And after it captures the conversation for enough time and my brother in law is about to ask another suspicious question, my husband pivots to another equally mind boggling story. You know how you can picture a friend's face in your mind? We have a friend who can't do that. In fact, she doesn't visualize in dreams or in memory. But she's smart and successful. Not a handicap actually.

My husband is the best sometimes :)