So, I had a good home life growing up, but after talking with some people, I still feel like I missed out on having a second, "cool dad" father figure in my life.

My actual father had responsibilities and wanted to make sure I grew up to make good choices. "Cool Dads" don't have that same pressure.
They're that uncle or older guy down the street who just exudes masculinity. The kind of man who gives you your first taste of whiskey and has a subscription to Playboy. He'll slip you an extra $20 above your usual for cutting his lawn and tells you how to make women cum. He's got stories about driving fast and getting drunk, about picking up women, and getting shot down by them too. He'll take photos of your asshole and show you how to take care of a man's cock. He's got the full set of James Bond movies and introduces you to the best music.

Anyone interested in this kind of friendship? Would love to start online, testing the waters a bit, then maybe graduate to something in person