I made a hand comin out of the longest layoff I’ve had from sex since I started jacking and had so many wet dreams I had to sleep with a rubber on! I got concerned it being that long and me being in my forties but I finally just programmed myself to when I did get with a woman she has had it! Wasn’t just in my head either she said my god what a dick I said baby that’s what us Arkansas hillbilly’s from DOGPATCH USA call a mountain cock I said it’s got a few scars but it’s all there and still works! I know a lot will think this is dumb but a man that has went through it knows what I’m talking about! Want to send a pic of the aftermath to my ex for sending me pics of her and her new hugging and kissing months ago and say you miss that don’t ya you lil B but I’m gonna take the higher road! Good night yall Merry X-Mas