Browsing the internet when you're a horny, hormone laden young man is kind of like trying to go grocery shopping when you're high off your ass and have the munchies. You're gonna make some bad decisions.

Most of the time those decisions are something along the lines of jerking off to really questionable porn, or signing up for a 'free trial' of a site to watch a specific video you're fixated on and forgetting about it leading to months worth of charges on your dad's creditcard.

Every once in a while though you make a decision to do something really dumb. Like order a product from a banner add that guarantees it'll help you get laid.

That's the kind of bad decision I made, I figured they just took my money and I would never see the product. I was even more surprised when the box showed up at my door.

The individually wrapped, powder packets were stamped with the brightly designed logo.

Hypnojuice! The Instant Bimbofier!

Just add water and serve!

The back of the packets was written in much smaller print.

Warning:

This product will completely bimbofy any woman who drinks it.

Side effects will include...

Breast and ass growth

Height gain

Waist slimming

Loss of intelligence

Loss of morality

Increased libido

Increased fertility

Increased physical sensitivity

Hypersexuality

Lactation

Possible alternate side effect may include

Stalker like obsession with the first person to sexually gratify them

Sexual deviancy

Inability to control sexual urges

Inability to follow the rule of law

Complete loss of personality

Change in hair color

Uncontrolled desire for body modification

Please Note

Complete breakdowns in the fabric of reality causing momentary shifts in the known logical fabric of the universe. In cases of universal shift, be on the lookout for permanent changes to species and the base way that known physics operate. Species changes may include but are not limited to: Anthropomorphic Animal Species (Fox, Wolf, Bird, Cat, etc.), Monster Species (Vampire, Succubus, Orc, Slime, Dragon, Lamia, Gobblin, Elf, etc.), or even uknown or inexplicable species such as aliens, ghosts, or other. Shift if logic or physics may result in intense pornographic, hentai, or cartoon logic with correlating physics.

I laughed thinking the stuff was probably little more than coolaide in joke packages.

I figured it'd be fun to serve it up to some girls I liked and see what happened. Worst case scenario they'd just end up getting free coolaide.