Reading about yesterday's jury selection process I had an epiphany. I know that I could not lie my way onto this jury even if I wanted to. Having said that, I would LOVE to at least be called and get to the point where they look at my social media. I have said nasty things about that man long before he walked down the gilded escalator. I think a great punishment for all the years of torture he has laid upon us would be for him to have to let everyone who hates him have an opportunity to give their victim impact statement. Everyone gets one minute. In a homage to Clock Work ORANGE, we keep his sleepy eyes open with toothpicks!