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I don’t think she’s here
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Alert-Accountant-515 is in Ann Arbor, MI
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The woman I want to find is out there somewhere, I know it. But she’s not posting nudes or looking for followers. She’s not just looking for tonight or making absurd promises. She doesn’t smoke or toke.

She is 20-50, she is in or very close to Ann Arbor. She’s kind and funny and sexy and thoughtful. She is open-minded. She has a thin-to-average build, but she’s also human, which is to say imperfect. She’s attached or not and she’s craving a connection.

As for me, I’m at the top of that age range, professional, sarcastic, healthy, and goofy. I’m skinny myself. I love to make other people smile. I’m plenty imperfect.

I’ll be genuinely surprised if it turns out that I’m wrong. If she’s reading this, well, that means that we’re merely a message away from an improbable connection!

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