Noah: Wake up people! It's a climate crisis and we need to prepare for the floods and take care of ourselves, our families, and the wildlife.

The People: This guy is insane. Huge floods like that don't even happen. Let's just party and have sex while this wacko builds a zoo boat.

Luke 17:25-27

25 But first must he suffer many things, and be rejected of this generation.

26 And as it was in the days of Noe, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man.

27 They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all.

Lot: Alright babe, remember the volcano is about to erupt. Do not turn around and go back for any possessions or you will die.

Lot's wife: (turns around while the group is running out of the city and becomes incinerated)

Luke 17:28-32

28 Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded;

29 But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all.

30 Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed.

31 In that day, he which shall be upon the housetop, and his stuff in the house, let him not come down to take it away: and he that is in the field, let him likewise not return back.

32 Remember Lot's wife.

In these scriptures, Jesus was bringing up times of climate disasters to warn those who would listen to be prepared, leave their everyday lives behind, and liberate themselves despite the fear and ridicule of others. If you try to preserve you role and life as a capitalist member of society, and do nothing to bring yourself to becoming independent and self-sufficient while growing your community, your life is going to be pulled from underneath you with the collapse of society.

Luke 17:33-37

33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

34 I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.

35 Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

36 Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

37 And they answered and said unto him, Where, Lord? And he said unto them, Wheresoever the body is, thither will the eagles be gathered together.