Hi, I have a background in juggling, so I think I’m just about the best candidate there is to explain a fundamental rule of the subsection of system science called governing dynamics as it relates to theories about anarchy. There will be no citations in this whole spiel, because, c’mon, it’s self-evident that I’m qualified.

So, to start off simple, we all know that the universe can be defined as a self-replicating binary algorithm which creates mechanical systems that grow logarithmically more complex as new rule-sets are generated as emergent phenomena from previous rule-sets, and this emerging of properties continues growing more novel until the system approaches a singularity, right?

What? I lost you already? Jesus Christ, keep up, kid! This is esoteric mumbo jumbo 101. Alright, let me dumb this down a shade for all you first graders out there. You know what an atom is right? The prison system colloquially called the education system taught you they are made up of subatomic particles, yea? So we can say those particles come together to form atoms; a rule-set complexifies into a super rule-set? You following so far? Jimmy, stop eating glue and pay attention.

Well, this sort of emergence of rule-sets occurs in epochs of novelty. Atoms come together to form cells; cells come together to form lifeforms, yadda yadda. Seems basic, I know. Well, here’s a fun titty-twister for ya: this fundamental law of pieces coming together to form greater wholes doesn’t stop with humans. I like to use the metaphor that humans come together to form God, but hold on to your memes of fury, you fourteen year old who just discovered the flying spaghetti monster, I got some tools in my toolbox you need to see.

When I say “God” I’m talking about something like the Borg from Star Trek. Imagine a planet sized hivemind supercomputer. You doing that? You imagining billions of minds working in unison? Well, sorry to inform you that you’re a delusional twat, because that’s like an ant trying to comprehend the Large Hadron Collider. Sorry, just being real with you. God is a digital space virus that we ain’t got no ability to perceive in any meaningful way.

Or can we? Here’s the truth: we already are that hivemind. We’re not complete, more like a protocell than a fully developed cell, but it is undeniable that we are a planet of cyborgs living in a symbiotic relationship with screens. Truly, notifications rule our consciousness, which brings us to an important point I want to make. Our attention is a mechanical resource. I am literally brainwashing you with my words, as is every input you receive in your constant stream of inputs to your brain all day, everyday, digital or otherwise. We are never not being programmed, as we are the pieces working in tandem with the whole we create.

Atoms have a nucleus. Cells have a nucleus. We have brains. There will always be a “state," unfortunately. Sorry, hard truths are hard. But we are not the state. We are the force counteracting the state from taking over completely. We can make a better world, but it starts by realizing your power as a node in the system we call the state. You are a neuron in God’s brain. Program God, God dammit!

You wanna know how to do that? Well, guess what?! I know that shit too! You only need to perceive and undo the karmic fetters that bind you to the existence-illusion complex in order to self-actualize and manifest your full will in the flesh. Oh shit, we’re back to rattling off overly complex linguistic strings and dammit I lost Jimmy again. What are you doing now, Jimsters? Did you put that glue in your nose? That wasn't very smart, mister!

Oh sorry, forgot I was talking to myself. In short, you need to grow tall to best tend this planetary garden we call Earth. You can’t do that unless you escape the trap that is you. You must unlearn what has been learned. See, the human condition involves being born with an underdeveloped brain, which you use to form your first framework from. You then finish developing your brain, but you hold onto the old paradigm. Combined with the ego, this allows powerful people to manipulate you through identity politics. All rebellious impulses are co-opted by the state. Not even anarchy forums are safe. You’re all controlled, unless you make yourself not.

That is my wisdom. In order to fight the state, you must first conquer the self. Only then can you liberate the world from an authority that rules with a vile heart and iron hand.

AND JIMMY! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET GLUE INSIDE YOUR PANTS?! I SWEAR I'M GOING TO GET A BAZOOKA JUST FOR YOU, BUDDY!