Oh, Michael. We've only been roommates for four days but you've seen me lusting after you every time you come home from tennis practice with your naked upper body dripping with sweat and musk and your half-hard cock pressing so firmly against your shorts that I have to just go and furiously fuck myself with my dildo while moaning your first name like a whore, because I don't know your last name yet. You come out of the shower and I am a worthless mess of girlcum at the mere sight, and when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal in the morning all I can imagine is you pouring that milk all over me before fucking me right then and there on the milk. Oh god fuck me on the milk. I was always a good girl before I met you, but now I spend every night fingerfucking my asshole while biting my pillow and wishing it was your cock stretching that hole to its limits for your own selfish pleasure, because my only pleasure in life derives from receiving male attention. Why won't you notice me when I am literally yelling your name in the throes of orgasm through the thin walls of our apartment every night?! Why don't you just kick down the door and wrap me around your cock like a fleshlight every time you come home from lacrosse practice? Or tennis, whatever. You do sports, you're a hunky jock, don't overthink this.

I knew we were meant to fuck like rabbits the first time I met you. I was fingering myself under the table at your friend's brother's engagement party while talking to you about your favorite flavor of soda, which was either Fanta Grape or Fanta Lemon, I don't remember which. This was an important character-building moment for you, though, because your taste in soft drink is about as much characterization you're going to get in this story, and it really made me certain that you were the perfect candidate to fuck a baby into me even though you had a girlfriend and I only do anal because I am such a horny and sexually adventurous slut. Anal's better than real sex, right? That's why all the guys want it, and why you get upvoted extra if you mention being a butt slut. Well, Michelle, I am the best slut of butt you ever saw, and when we went out onto the patio together to get some fresh air and a convenient plot excuse to talk, I knew I wanted you to drag me into a nearby bush and ravish me like the one-dimensional cave man that I am presenting you as. I'd even let you drink whatever soda you wanted after fucking my belly full of your cum if you'd only do it hard and fast and ungently, because romance is a kink for squares and boring married people. Cool girls only want mindless sex with guys whose only distinguishing feature is the color of their hair and the size of their cock. To wit: Who cares, and 10 inches.

After we moved in together I couldn't stand being apart from you for longer than your refractory period, and one night when we were watching a movie with your fiancee right there next to you. I draped a blanket over your lap and began to fumble around under it under I felt your huge cock begin to stir beneath my fingers, because you really only want me even if you've never made a move to suggest it. Your girlfriend was totally oblivious and asked what movie we should watch next, but I was already giving you a handjob under the blanket, and squeezing your cock to make your precum drool down and make your entire cock all slippery and wet and perfect for my fingers. And you said:

"Maybe we should just go to bed after the movie. I'm pretty tired." But I knew you were really saying that you and I should fuck right next to your wife on the bed because you might love her but you really want to fuck me because she is boring and homely and I am the wild genki girl with the big boobs that wants you to do anal to her without foreplay because I just love it when you hurt me because you are so big. And she said:

"But it's only 8:30," and I replied, "Maybe Mark has has a long day and just wants to get some sleep." And I kept rubbing your cock while we watched that movie until you grunted and came all over my hand, and your girlfriend asked what was wrong and you said it was nothing, because you didn't want her to know that you had been fucking her big-boobed sister every day while I was wearing her panties and letting your cum drip out into them just because that's the kind of petty homewrecker I am. I also wear a collar and no panties ever, and did I mention I'll do anal?

Blowjobs. Handjobs. Tit jobs. Deepthroat. Ass play. I mention these things because I, too, am a girl who likes to have The Sex. Attention me now plz.