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[PROMPT] Other Girls: "Fuck my ass!" Me, an intellectual: "Fornicate with my Posterior!"
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand anal sex. The pleasure is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of careful insertion most of the joy will go over a typical girl's head. There's also the dick's mushroom tip, which is deftly used in penetration- its use in anal loving draws heavily from missionary and doggystyle sex, for instance. The butt sluts understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these positions, to realize that they’re not just pleasurable- they say something deep about SEX. As a consequence people who dislike anal sex truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the joy in a butt slut's essential catchphrase "Fuck me in the asshole," which itself is a cryptic reference to the Brazzers epic Mother and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lovey Coxx's asshole distends around a massive cock. What fools.. how I pity them. πŸ˜‚

And yes, by the way, i DO have a 'anal slut' tramp stamp. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the butt lovers' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 6-8 inches (preferably bigger) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

 

 

(With due apologies to good taste everywhere)

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