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I see you, Mr. Big, Scary Viking Raider. I see you, and I see you eyeing my fort.
You like it, don't you? You like the curve of the walls, the turrets that seem to go on for miles, long and slender and perfectly sculpted. You want to knock it all down, don't you? You want to ravage my ravelins and pillage my parapets. I know you do.
I see your eyes graze over the breastwork, clinging to the deep cleavage that makes you wonder just how many men can fit there. So deep and alluring for a strong, fierce warrior like yourself. You wonder - oh yes, I see it in your eyes - how you can surmount the crenelation and push deep, deep into the casemate. Is that a siege engine in your pocket, Mr. Viking, or are you just happy to see me?
You want my fort, Mr. Viking Raider. You want to conquer the berm and assault my tight, tight front gate. Oh-- what's that?! Is that a spearhead of your warriors knocking at my postern? Why, Mr. Viking, you let no opening go to waste, do you? Come then, come and take my fort! Fill it with your warriors, leave it a sloppy, broken mess! I won't try to stop you. After all, no one knows what goes on behind drawn curtain walls...
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