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39 [M4F] eating pussy is like eating...
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SavGAMale34Throwaway is a male age 39 looking for a female in Amarillo, TX
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... a massive amount of crawfish. Hold on, bear with with me while I explain: 1. Both require skill with your lips, tongue, and fingers. If you don't know what you're doing, you'll fuck it all up. 2. Both involve a lot of licking, sucking, and slurping. When done right, you WILL make noise. 3. Your face and fingers will be COVERED in sweet juices. Just ignore it and eat to your heart's content. You can wash up when you finish. 4. If you're experienced and passionate about it, you can munch for an hour or two without stopping.

Yes, I did just eat a bunch of crawfish and yes it inspired me. Yes, this post is corny as fuck. Yes, I don't give a fuck. I'm putting it out there. After an hour of eating crawfish, I want an hour of eating pussy for dessert.

I'm a 5'10 white male, 180 lb, shaved head, long salt and pepper beard (perfect for tickling your thighs and soaking up your cream and juices). I'm in Lubbock right now, but if this is still up, I'm open for business and down to meet in Lubbock, Amarillo, or Clovis (or elsewhere, I love road trips).

Looking for: female of any age and race that's looking to spend an hour or two on her back gushing all over my beard and moaning my name while I use my PhD in Cunning Linguistics. If that's you, hit me up.

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