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AITC for destroy couch cushions?
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Am Lazlo. (2M Greyhound) I adopted Mommy when I was ten months old. I had lived at a farm to train for racing, but I shattered my ankle and needed an amputation. On the way home from the rescue, I climbed up the center console of the car and into Monnmy's lap as Daddy was driving, and then they were mine forever! I love Daddy, too, but I would follow Mommy to the ends of the earth. I have a big brother, Torrigan (4M Greyhound), and a big sister Nyx. (3F Greyhound)

Onto the issue. The other day, Torrigan and Nyx were snuggling Mommy and Daddy in bed. Sometimes, hard for me to get to the bedroom because only have 3 legs, so I hung out in the living room and kept myself occupied in favorite way - destroy pillows.

I bited and bited and bited. Then I thrashed my head all around until heard a big rip sound. The hole was big enough for whole head to go in! Obviously, all of the little feathers inside the cushion were lonely, so I pulled all out and spread across whole living room floor! So much fun!

But then Daddy came and said, "Oh, no." Mommy upset because she says is one of her nicest furnitures and now she has to do a big clean.

So, AITC for destroy couch cushion?

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