Am Nyx. (3f greyhound) Am named after Greek goddess of darkness and chaos. Rightfully so. Am beautifullest voidy agent of unrest. Am live with two human slaves Mommy (27f) and daddy (27m) and my two bothers Torrigan (4m greyhound) and Lazlo (2m greyhound). Love Mommy and Daddy so much. They worship at feet and we snuggle and play all day. Daddy is favorite. Only started getting into Mommy recently.

Bothers another story. Do NOT like. They want to share toy. I not share. All toy mine. They want to rough house. This scary. Have to hide behind Mommy and Daddy. They want treats but am faster and deserves all the treats. Am far superior to bothers.

When lay down don't want to be interrupted. Want to relax, maybe throw one of my many elbows deep into Mommy and Daddy's flesh, maybe use stuffed toy as pillow, perhaps chew on filled bone. Do not want disturb.

When lay down Bothers do annoying thing like enter same room, approach Mommy and Daddy, try to lay within 100 yards of me. Illegal. Make ANGY. Growl SO LOUD and bare teeth. Sometimes throw in bark or five to mix it up.

Bothers not like when growl so usually stay away, but lately have been learning that I hardly ever snap at and Mommy and Daddy protect them. Traitors. Bothers have been ignoring growls and teeths so can settle near me. Again, THIS IS WORST POSSIBLE SCENARIO. DO NOT WANT. Do not like Bothers.

Mommy says am cloaca because Bothers have to live in this house too and deserve to be as comfy as me. She says they didn't do anything to deserve my "rudeness" BUT THEY DID! Bothers existed. Am ruler of house and goddess among dogs. Should not have to put up with their existence. Petition for their exile with big growls, but have been ignored.

So, pets of reddit, is Nyx Queen of castle and all that it surveys cloaca for big growls?