COME ONE COME ALL, to the greatest shit show of the year! Grab your popcorn and your red flags, don your wedding and bridesmaids dresses, and bring the whole family, your stepdaughters and your FILs, to the event when we collectively point at that sub and say that they are, in fact, THE ASSHOLE.

Next time you roll your eyes and groan at a post filled to the brim with cliches and tropes, you can copy and paste this list into the bingo card generator site of your choice and have a bit of a chuckle along with your pain. Or use it for whatever the fuck you want! Go wild! NAH!

I can't tag users, but at this house with our rules and our circus with our monkeys, thank your fellow bingo makers SmokyDusk, spacepatrolluluco, kyubeat, The_Mighty_Zsar, and aitaxmasedition.

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For the comments:

• 🚩
• "They're gaslighting you!"
• "Your ____, your rules."
• "You aren't legally obligated to..."
• "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
• Any use of the word narcissist
• "NO CONTACT!"
• "Get therapy."
• "Break up."
• "If you don't want to, you don't have to."
• "THIS!"
• "RUN!"
• INFO: unneeded question
• Suggesting divorce
• "poor man's gold 🏅"/"If I could give you gold I would"
• "OP PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS, u\OP"
• "Probably going to get downvoted, but"
• "This needs more upvotes/to be higher"
• "I can't believe I had to scroll so long to find this"
• Recommendation of couples counselling
• "Sociopath" or "psychopath"
• "I'm gonna go against the grain"
• "They sound controlling/manipulative"
• "As a ___"
• "Throw the whole ____ away!"
• Children hate
• Trans hate
• "I would've done the same"
• "Come to JUSTNOMIL/raisedbynarcissists"
• Autism hate
• "Justified asshole"
• Fat hate
• "Go to therapy"
• Religion or atheism hate
• "You actually have _ children, because your spouse..."
• Comment projecting their life story onto OP
• Vegan hate
• "OP, THEY ARE GOING TO KILL YOU."
• "You should call CPS"
• Parents = AH
• "First of all"
• "Get a lawyer"
• "Textbook definition"
• "Not your circus, not your monkeys"/"Not your problem"

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For the OP:

• EDIT: trying to justify being an asshole
• EDIT: crucial info left out originally that changes judgement
• "I know the title seems bad, but"
• Problem that could be solved by communicating
• Rampage in the comments
• Replying only to the comments siding with them
• Children hate
• Cheating
• "Please don't upvote"
• Trans hate
• Thinly veiled racism
• Throwaway with extremely identifying details
• Autism hate
• Miscarriages, abortions, and/or surrogates
• Wedding related
• Fat hate
• More than 1 EDIT
• "New to Reddit"
• Breakup update
• "Mom's third cousin's former roommate says I'm the AH"
• "English isn't my first language"
• Religion or atheism hate
• Twins
• Vegan hate
• "I'm 20F, dating 65M"
• "Blowing up my phone"
• Using someones big event to announce their own news
• Being wealthy
• BIG TITTIES
• "I'm on mobile"
• Unfollowable cast list
• "Sorry for formatting"
• Shit or creepy stepparent