Kinks upfront include: creampies, breeding, eye contact, holding hands during sex, CNC, cute handwriting, vanilla sex, car/outdoor sex, groping, gangbang, degradation, MILFs, freeuse, and sexual innuendos but really, the nastier the better.

Hi! Just your friendly neighborhood horny guy looking for long-term conversation, daily banter, venting, and of course, nasty sexting sprinkled in for good measure. Also, I adore being called dominate names.

All body types, ages, and kinks are welcome!

Me:

• Indigenous/Native American gentleman who actually uses his turn signal, lets people merge and often ponders why tipping culture has gotten out of control. I recently heard of a pizza delivery driver in Florida who stabbed someone a few times over low tips, some ABQ shit right there, am I right!?
• Well traveled
• Not judgmental of your situation or kinks

Likes:

• I LOVE Christmas music, IDC, fight me!
• Thinks pineapple on pizza is appropriate and delicious
• Well manicured nails
• Folks who still honor their D.A.R.E pledge back in 5th grade.
• Loading up my Amazon cart like I'm rich and then canceling last minute.
• Messy squirters and thick thighs.
• Intelligence

You:

• Have a kind heart
• Able to articulate your kinks and how you'd like me to incorporate them into conversation
• Hold a conversation, it is refreshing to converse over a wide array of topics
• I understand if you are in a situation and can be discreet if necessary.
• Humor is a huge bonus

Here are a couple of icebreakers to help jumpstart the conversation:

1. Were Ross and Rachel on a break?
2. What time did Usher pull up in a drop top and what did Bigge Smalls love to be called?
3. Any New Year Resolutions?
4. Why is April 25th the perfect date?

I appreciate those who made it this far.

DM is more open than a button-up shirt at last call at Dirty Bourbon or Effex and I'm 5 drinks deep.

TL:DR - DM if you are horny or want someone to admire and praise your body.

Thanks for reading.