Hi!

Kinks upfront include but are not limited to: creampies, breeding, eye contact, holding hands during sex, CNC, cute handwriting, car/outdoor sex, groping, gangbang, degradation, MILFs, and sexual innuendos but really, the nastier the better.

Now onto the meat and potatoes so to speak: Looking for long-term conversation, daily banter, venting, and of course, nasty sexting sprinkled in for good measure. Additionally, I LOVE being fed your favorite porn scenes!

Id love to discuss how you can ride my cock after a long stressful day at work. I'll praise and call you a good girl as you grind. I'll end it with forehead kisses after you licked and sucked every last drop put of me.

All body types, ages, and kinks are welcome!

Me:

• Indigenous/Native American gentleman who actually uses his turn signal and often ponders why tipping culture has gotten out of control. I recently heard of a pizza delivery driver in Florida who stabbed someone a few times over low tips - some ABQ right there, am I right!?
• Not judgemental of your situation or kinks

Likes:

• I LOVE Christmas music, IDC, fight me!
• Thinks pineapple on pizza is appropriate and delicious
• Eating tacos with the Mortal Kombat theme song playing in the background
• Watching your ass cheeks ripple and recoil with each thrust.
• Well manicured nails
• Folks who still honor their D.A.R.E pledge back in 5th grade

You:

• Have a kind heart
• Able to articulate your kinks and how you'd like me to incorporate them into conversation
• Hold a conversation, it is refreshing to converse over a wide array of topics
• I understand if you are in a situation and can be discreet if necessary.
• Humor is a huge bonus

Here are a couple of icebreakers to help jumpstart the conversation:

1. Were Ross and Rachel on a break?
2. What time did Usher pull up in a drop top and who did Outkast say sorry to?
3. If you had an NSFW warning label, what would it say?
4. Tell me your favorite porn/actress and why.

I appreciate those who made it this far. Send me your Spotify wrapped up playlist, im always surprised what my top songs for the year are.

DM is more open than a button-up shirt at last call at Dirty Bourbon or Effex and I'm 5 drinks deep.

TL:DR - DM if you are horny or want someone to admire and praise your body.

Thanks for reading