Hi!

Kinks upfront include but are not limited to: creampies, breeding, eye contact, holding hands during sex, CNC, cute handwriting, car/outdoor sex, groping, gangbang, degradation, MILFs, and sexual innuendos but really, the nastier the better.

Now onto the meat and potatoes so to speak: Looking for long-term conversation, daily banter, venting, and of course, nasty sexting sprinkled in for good measure. Additionally, I LOVE being fed your favorite porn scenes! All body types, ages, and kinks are welcome.

Me:

• Indigenous/Native American gentleman who actually uses his turn signal and often ponders why tipping culture has gotten out of control
• Not judgemental of your situation or kinks

Likes:

• I LOVE Christmas music, IDC, fight me!
• Thinks pineapple on pizza is appropriate and delicious
• Eating tacos with the Mortal Kombat theme song playing in the background
• Watching your ass cheeks ripple and recoil with each thrust.
• Well manicured nails
• Folks who still honor their D.A.R.E pledge back in 6th grade

You:

• Have a kind heart
• Able to articulate your kinks and how you'd like me to incorporate them into conversation
• Hold a conversation, it is refreshing to converse over a wide array of topics
• I understand if you are in a situation and can be discreet if necessary.
• Humor is a huge bonus

Here are a couple of icebreakers to help jumpstart the conversation:

1. Were Ross and Rachel on a break?
2. What time did Usher pull up in a drop top and who did Outkast say sorry to?
3. If you had an NSFW warning label, what would it say?
4. What's a fantasy you never told anyone about?

I appreciate those who made it this far. Send me your Spotify wrapped up playlist, im always surprised what my top songs for the year are.

DM is more open than a button-up shirt at last call at Dirty Bourbon or Effex and I'm 5 drinks deep.

TL:DR - DM if you are horny.

Thanks for reading.