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Hi!
Kinks upfront include but are not limited to: creampies, breeding, eye contact, holding hands during sex, CNC, cute handwriting, car/outdoor sex, groping, gangbang, degradation, MILFs, and sexual innuendos but really, the nastier the better.
Now onto the meat and potatoes so to speak: Looking for long-term conversation and nasty sexting. Additionally, I LOVE being fed your favorite porn scenes! All body types, ages, and kinks are welcome.
Me:
- Indigenous/Native American gentleman who actually uses his turn signal and often ponders why tipping culture has gotten out of control
- Not judgemental of your situation or kinks
Likes:
- I LOVEÂ Christmas music, IDC, fight me!
- Thinks pineapple on pizza is appropriate and delicious
- Eating tacos with the Mortal Kombat theme song playing in the background
- Watching your ass cheeks ripple and recoil with each thrust.
- Well manicured nails
- Folks who still honor their D.A.R.E pledge back in 6th grade
You:
- Have a kind heart
- Able to articulate your kinks and how you'd like me to incorporate them into conversation
- Hold a conversation, it is refreshing to converse over a wide array of topics
- I understand if you are in a situation and can be discreet if necessary.
- Humor is a huge bonus
Here are a couple of icebreakers to help jumpstart the conversation:
- Were Ross and Rachel on a break?
- What time did Usher pull up in a drop top and who did Outkast say sorry to?
- If you had a warning label, what would it say?
- What's a fantasy you never told anyone about?
I appreciate those who made it this far. Send me your Spotify wrapped up playlist, im always surprised what my top songs for the year are.
DM is more open than a button-up shirt at last call at Dirty Bourbon or Effex and I'm 5 drinks deep.
TL:DR - DM if you are horny.
Thanks for reading.
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