Hi!

Kinks upfront include but are not limited to: creampies, breeding, eye contact, holding hands during sex, CNC, cute handwriting, car/outdoor sex, groping, gangbang, degradation, MILFs, descriptive writing, and sexual innuendos but really, the nastier the better.

Now onto the meat and potatoes so to speak: Looking for long-term conversation and nasty sexting. Tell me your most kinky thoughts in a playful but descriptive way. No long paragraphs are needed as responding can become a chore with a busy lifestyle.

Additionally, I LOVE being fed your favorite porn scenes! All body types, ages and kinks are welcome.

Me: * Indigenous/Native American gentleman who actually uses his turn signal and often wonders why tipping culture has gotten out of control. It's gone so far south we might as well be going the samba. * Not judgemental of your situation or kinks * I LOVE Christmas music, IDC, fight me! * Thinks pineapple on pizza is appropriate and delicious - who says i can't treat a lady right, starting with a meal that is sweet, savory and a little unexpected - just like me

You: * A kind heart’s a rare find these days, like a clean record in a dirty town. * Tell me your nastiest kinks. I’m the kind of gentleman who likes a roadmap to the dreams that don’t fade with daylight * Be able to articulate a wide array of topics. I’m not looking for a monologue; I’m looking for a conversational dance * If you’ve got a situation, no problem. Discretion’s not just a virtue—it’s survival in a world that’s always watching.

Here are a couple of icebreakers to help jumpstart the conversation:

1. Were Ross and Rachel on a break?
2. What time did Usher pull up in a drop top and who did Outkast say sorry to?
3. If you had a warning label, what would it say?

I appreciate those who made it this far. I try to effort into these posts

DM is more open than a button-up shirt at last call at Dirty Bourbon

TL:DR - DM if you are horny.

Thanks for reading