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35 [M4F] ABQ/Online - Looking for sexual innuendos, good writing, humor, banter and connection, not in that order. Details in the message body
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SexualLettuce3933 is a male age 35 looking for a female in Albuquerque, NM
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Hi there!

Kinks upfront include but are not limited to long inhale of breath: creampies, breeding, CNC, cute handwriting, car/outdoor sex, eye contact, gangbang, degradation, MILFs, good writing, sexual innuendos and really, the nastier the better.

I loved being called adoring names...King, Daddy, Chef, and Your Grace are some of the tops but any variations will be great.

Looking for long-term conversation and possibly sexting. I like the IDEA of aggressive sexting off the bat but i feel a gradual building up is more satisfying. Ideally we converse about meaningless banter to gage each other, then progressively get into more risky messages and eventually stimulating both mentally and sexually. Although i just put a entire monologue on build up, I wouldn't turn down the chance for some steamy sexting off the bat. ;-)

To begin we can discuss your favorite shows, Halloween is coming up so tell me your favorite horror movie, or your annoying morning commute along Coors or Central while sprinkling in some sexting to keep it spicy.

Additionally, I LOVE being fed your favorite porn scenes! All body types and ages are welcomed.

The mind is the sexiest and biggest sexual organ and I'd like to explore it with you. Tell me about your kinks, accomplishments, and all the good things that are in your life. I'm here to celebrate with you.

Me:

  • Indigenous/Native American gentleman who actually uses his turn signal and often has shower arguments on how tipping culture has gotten out of control
  • Well traveled across Europe, Dracula's castle was both beautiful and gloomy. Prague is my favorite city to walk around in.
  • Not judgemental of your situation or kinks
  • I LOVE Christmas music, IDC, fight me!
  • Mariah Carey's 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is top shelf!

You:

  • Have a kind heart
  • Able to articulate your kinks and how you'd like me to incorporate them into conversation
  • Hold a conversation, it is refreshing to converse over a wide array of topics
  • I understand if you are in a situation and can be discreet if necessary.
  • Please don't be awesome and ghost and delete your account I met some really awesome people and sadly they ended up in a graveyard of deleted accounts. Ugh, this is a losing campaign.

Here are a couple of icebreakers to help jumpstart the conversation:

  1. Do you like music or no music during sex? If so, what genre?
  2. Were Ross and Rachel on a break?
  3. What time did Usher pull up in a drop top and who did Outkast say sorry to?

I appreciate those who made it this far. 🙏

DM is more open than a button-up shirt at the last call at Dirty Bourbon or Effex.

Thanks for reading.

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