As the title says. He enjoys the disrespect, and I aim to please (I still argue I'm getting the better deal).

Preferences to someone fit, but not necessarily sculpted (dad bod? Oh honey, you're more fun to ride). Cucky likes to see me ravaged by a large cock (but I'd honestly prefer to walk the next day). Obviously, you must be okay with me sharing details/pictures/etc with the good ol' boy. Bonus points if you care to antagonize him directly from time to time. 25-40, Valley.

I'd like to enjoy the person, but certainly not looking for anything romantic beyond screwing around from time to time. It matters to me though that we get along as people. Must be able to provide clean STI results and willing to be responsible about that... let's stay healthy!

Me? 34f, fit but curvy. Couldn't tell you jack shit about mascara or eye liner, but I love to get my toenails did. I think I'm hilarious. I love to tell stories and I love to entertain. I'm outdoorsy, but most of my outdoorsy antics I prefer to do alone; however, I'll rarely turn down an opportunity to go fishing. Horror movies and bonfires are my jam. Tattoos. Laid back but quietly competitive. Open minded, but no tolerance for injustice. I care about people a lot. I swear more than you do.

DM for a pic, send me a pic, and let's see if we jive.