Just old enough to draw attention and turn heads, yet young and hot enough to spark envy from your friends. I have my shit together and a level of responsibility that enables you to have none.

Professionally I work in Psychotherapy and Biomechanics. I've been all over the world (20 countries and counting at the moment) I've worked in everything from a greasy spoon where a schizophrenic grill cook on meth tried to hit me over the head with a spatula because he was convinced I was a fed, to a Michelin starred kitchen, from a wilderness guide in Alaska to a Sherpa in the Himalayas, ran a software resale company, trained as a massage therapist and hypnotherapist, taught yoga, taught people to become yoga teachers and now have a rewarding practice that's steadily growing.

Sitting still has been the biggest challenge of my life, which is why you're welcome to skip this paragraph - the list of hobbies I'm proficient in.

Coding (primarily Python) Grey hat (OSINT/SE) Chemistry, Herbalism, Alchemy, Cooking, Archery, Bostaff, Tennis, Football (Americans go away) Muay Thai, BJJ, Wushu, Capoeira, TKD, Barefoot running, Wilderness & Urban Exploration. Camping (None of that glamping shit, Give me a knife, some paracord, and a tarp) Nutrition, Travel, Sewing/Clothesmaking (I am pondering trying my hand at creating a line of men's clothing/shoes) Bouldering. Meditation, Taichi, Qigong. Knife throwing. Yoga. Gaming. Pondering my existence - What is life? Who am I? Why am I writing this? Am I your soulmate? What was the last memory you had where you truly felt loved? Would you like to create one with me? Pondering creating an artistic tantric massage course and need a model.

If you don't like shenanigans, you better start. My life is a vortex of extra. Not going to elaborate on this because I don't want to scare you but be prepared for a fun and life-defining experience.

TLDR - I'm gorgeous and have an obscene amount of knowledge and stories. Will make your parents fall in love with me if they won't shut the fuck up about you being single, or terrify them about your wellbeing with a single gaze. My voice is incredibly deep. My hands are magical (Learned Massage in Thailand, developed further in Nepal, Learned Tantric Massage and Yoga in a Himalayan monastery) And I play saxophone, which I think is neat even if it holds absolutely no relevance.

If you want to message me, Say something outrageous. Not responding to Anyone outside Europe (Unless you're Japanese, male or female, I need a friend who speaks the language) Speak some Spanish, open to learning Russian.