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My name is Joe. I’m a 34 year old white man. I’m 6ft, 230lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, and I wear glasses. I have a full time job, live alone, own a car and a pontoon boat, and have great credit. I’ve never been married, I have no children, and I am free of STDs. I’ll put my dick size at the end of the post, that way you can choose to read it or not. I know for many women it doesn’t matter, but for those who care, it will be there. At any rate the more info. you have the better.

I love to travel, especially to Europe. But around the USA and other places as well. I enjoy traveling alone, but god it would be nice to have a pretty young woman join me too.

I would also consider myself to be a bit of a nerd. I like super heroes, fantasy books, D&D, and board games. Among other nerdy things.

That doesn’t mean that I dislike sports or anything though. I love sports. Particularly college basketball. I also enjoy going hiking or out to the lake for the day. I’m also trying to get back into the gym. I’ve put on some extra weight and having someone encouraging me to join them at the gym would be a big help.

I’m more introverted so I don’t meet new people often. But most people I meet tend to like me and enjoy my company.

I like to think I’m funny, though my sister tends to think my jokes are lame.

I’m a pretty average guy in my day to day life.

In private, when with a partner I care for and trust, I can definitely become more dominant and controlling when the situation presents itself. And I want a woman who has the desire to submit, at least in the bedroom where I have many kinks to varying extremes. Don’t worry though, I don’t need to indulge all of my kinks nor do I need to indulge them all of the time. In fact I very much enjoy vanilla and romantic relations as well.

As they say, variety is the spice of life and there is a time and place for everything.

Enough about me. Let’s talk about what I’m looking for.

I’d love to meet a younger woman who is into older men with dad bods. It is a requirement that you be at least 18. If you are 18… well… that’s the pervy old man fantasy isn’t it. Haha

It would be ideal if I could find a girl who enjoyed going out regularly and would encourage me to get out more too. Not every night. But I’m tired of getting off of work, doing chores around the house, and watching Netflix every day.

Physically, I tend to gravitate to women on the more petite side. But I am honestly open to any body type of we have a connection. I do ask that you not be morbidly obese. For example, if (because of your weight) you need a scooter just to get your shopping done at Walmart… I’m gonna have to pass in that.

Especially since, as I mentioned earlier, I’d like to find a woman to go to the gym with me.

Outside of your body type, I do want a woman who takes care of herself and knows how to dress and use makeup and generally look good. At least for when the situation calls for it. And different styles work for different people… I would of course enjoy it if you looked your absolute best every day, but that is obviously unrealistic. But I don’t want a woman who never cares about her appearance either… am I making any sense here?

If you share some of my interests, that’s awesome! Let’s geek out together. If you have different interests, that’s cool too. Tell me about them and teach them to me.

In the bedroom, I’ve mentioned that I have a few kinks. And it would be good if you enjoyed some of them as well. But we can discuss them in further detail if we get along… or we can jump right into it. But either way we should do it via private messages.

Anyway, at the end of the day I’m just looking for a woman who makes me feel alive and young again. A woman who makes me feel respected and loved and desired. A woman who makes me feel powerful and smart and funny. A woman I can go out with. A woman I can come home to. A woman I can take care of and will take care of me in return. A woman I can love and who will love me back.

Oh, and I’ll send pics to verify who I am after a few messages, assuming we get along. I’ll expect you to do the same. I won’t be talking to someone for days/weeks without knowing what you look like.

That’s it. I hope my prompt resonates with some of you out there and I look forward to hearing from you. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hope this is enough space for those of you uninterested in my dick to avoid reading about it…

Length: 6 inches (average) Circumference: 6 inches (very thick) Circumcised: Yes