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49 [M4F] West Coast Canada/Vancouver - Looking to Start a Family
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Jaded_Raconteur is a male age 49 looking for a female in Vancouver, BC
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So what exactly does one write here to capture attention while providing enough details for people to make an informed decision? Does one give a wall of text or bullet points they can later elaborate on?

First of all, I am interested in finding someone between 28-35, though there may be some flexibility - maturity is not defined by how many runs around the sun you have made, and I have known incredibly mature 23-year-olds and immature 50 -year-olds, so yeah, maturity is a thing for me.

What I Bring to the Table:

  • Kind, strong, supportive, and a hella good communicator.
  • Educated and intelligent; critical thinker
  • Creative (writing, photography, cooking)
  • Funny AF (I have been dubbed the Archbishop of Banterbury by a friend of mine), but with a very sarcastic/dark sense of humour and no limits (trust me on this).
  • Enjoy hiking, biking, squash/tennis, beer league softball, and most other sports/athletics. Weekend warrior type.
  • Former bouncer (6'5", 300lb strong-man build) and medic - keep you safe and patch you up.
  • Well traveled and culturally aware - have lived in four countries and traveled through 15 or so. Have a few more to tick off, but would like someone to share the trip and make memories with.
  • Did I mention I am a pretty decent cook?
  • I do not drink, smoke, or do drugs.
  • Politically moderate/centrist; not a fan of extremists on either end.
  • If it matters (because there do seem to be some from the kink communities here), I would identify myself as a White Knight Dom more than anything.
  • DIY'er - I know how to fix most of the things in my life (cars, computers, appliances) and can assemble my own furniture (including IKEA furniture, not that I would ever buy it).
  • Gamer - I do play some video games (anyone wanna power level me through Season 25 of Diablo III?) but can take or leave 'em; I enjoy board games, particularly ones that rely on strategy, and I have played TTRPGs like D&D, Rifts, Vampire, GURPS, etc. since I was 13. If it is not your jam, that is okay - I have other people I can play these with.
  • Dog lover, and planning to own one in the future (I want a Rottweiler specifically, and will name him Ares, the Dog of War - might get a beagle named Hermes, a Golden Retriever named Apollo, and of course, a husky named Artemis as well).
  • As I mentioned, I want to start a family - my family was small and dysfunctional so I am hoping to have a large family (2-3 of my own, maybe adopt a couple as well) in the future and do it right.
  • Added Bonus: I also give great massages.
  • Me

What I Hope You Bring:

  • Kindness, compassion, supportive, and strong communication skills (and a willingness to communicate); a bit of sarcasm/sass/dark humour would also be nice.
  • Maturity in mind/spirit/attitude.
  • An understanding that nothing in life is weird; we just think it is and make it so.
  • Creative would be nice, but not necessary; criticality on the other hand is.
  • Enjoy being physically active as well - don't need to be a mega-athlete, but someone to do stuff with me and motivate me to keep at it.
  • Cultural awareness - and by this I do not mean you eat Korean or Chinese food on a regular basis. I mean that you are well traveled or raised as a second or third culture individual or that your awareness of the world is not limited to Wikipedia, YouTube, or TikTok.
  • I would prefer it if you drink in moderation/minimal amounts, no smokers, no drug users (we can have a good time straight and sober, trust me - been doing it for 49 years).
  • I would prefer someone under 35 ideally (partly because of the increased risks with geriatric
  • Be someone of substance - too many women on dating sites rely on their superficial looks to draw attention rather than presenting themselves as someone with a personality; I like an attractive woman as much as the next guy, but I need more than just good looks (particularly as those will fade in time).

I am sure there are other qualities I would like to see, but even my bullet points are a wall of text so ... yeah.

To eliminate the simple "Hey, 'sup" responses, feel free to answer one (or all) of the following questions if you DM me:

  1. What was the last great book you read and what made it stand out for you?
  2. Events in my life (happy, sad/tragic, nostalgic) have often been marked with music; what was an event that happened in your life and which song do you associate with it and why?
  3. Why do you like older men and what do you expect in terms of power dynamics in a relationship.
  4. Tell me your dirtiest, most offensive, dark humour joke. 😁😁

TL;DR - I need someone to power level me in Season 25 of DIII. 😂😂

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