PROLOGUE

Writing is a talent and passion! I have a thick binder of different writings from over the years, and in my 20s, I published eight poems (self-paid).

Now, in 2025, I'm attempting to write a book for the first time, and I just started in February. I have no idea what I'm doing, haha. Yet, I'm having fun so far! It's a sci-fi/fantasty/erotica.

Despite this new writing project and a full-time job, I'll make time for someone special in my life.

Could it be you?

In that vein, you can expect this to be a long post - albeit bulleted as much as possible for an easier read.

I'm a talkative, outgoing INTJ-T who knows himself well and what I want in a future partner.

I'm also more than this post could possibly capture! The best way to truly see how we'll vibe will be to spend quality time together in person getting better acquainted.

Which of these days will work best for you: Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

WHO I AM

• Polysexual (attracted to many, but not all, genders). At this time, my preference is to be with a woman. However, if you think we'd be a compatible match and you're not a woman, I'm open to learning more about you.

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• I've lived in Las Vegas for 28 years, and I don't ever plan on ever leaving! (If you want to relocate, I'm open to chatting.)

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• SFW pictures on my profile:

  • American-Italian (only fluent in English)
  • 6' tall
  • Thin build (150 - 155 lbs; weight maintenance for years)
  • Clean-shaven face (usually)
  • No tattoos or piercings

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• Child-free for life! (sterile and will show lab results) I also have zero interest in adopting kids or helping anyone raise their kids (been there, done that).

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• Outspoken Atheist (since I was 12) and a liberal. You can believe whatever you want to believe as long as:
  • Your ideology isn't harming a cat, dog, other defenseless creature, or person (in that order).
  • You're not easily offended by other people's viewpoints.
  • You understand that I think organized religions should be heavily taxed, and they do NOT belong in public schools or any branches of any government.

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• I live alone with no pets (DM for details), yet I'm pet-friendly.

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• Healthy lifestyle:
  • Nutrition (meal prep weekly; dine out occasionally)
  • Fitness walking
  • Non-smoker (tobacco and pot)
  • Non-drinker
  • Medical 420 edibles only (scoliosis, et al)
  • I also have a very high energy level!

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• I'm drama-free, and I try to stay that way as much as humanly possible.
  • For transparency, I have mild anxiety, mild OCD, I might have mild ADHD (undiagnosed), and I have had situational depression in the past.
  • Currently, my mental and emotional well-being are at their best, and I'm physically in good shape (DM). I'm happy, grateful, healthy, and I have two personal goals I want to achieve before I die (long time away I hope, haha), and I have a desire to have fun and enjoy my life!

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• I laugh often with my dark, sarcastic, perverted and goofy sense of humor! I'm also weird/quirky. While you may notice that in some of this post, you'll see it best when we hang out, as I'm a strong believer in being myself around friends and romantic partners. If I can't do that, I'd rather be alone.

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• I love variety, and I'm open to new experiences! On my profile, you'll find these posts as you scroll:
  • Non-sexual Interests
  • Erotic Interests
  • Feet Lover
  • Butt Lover

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• I've been in my house for 20 years! (One day, I'd like to be in a different house.)
  • I have a steady job, and while I hate the actual work, I like the company/manager/coworkers, and I love the WFH/pay/benefits/day shift/weekends off/PTO/other perks. I'll be with the company for 10 years at the end of July, and in my role a little over 8 years.
  • FYI >> I don't need anyone to support me financially. I strongly value freedom and independence, including in a partner. You'll pay your own bills, etc., or you won't be with me.

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• Amicably divorced (since 11/1/23) and currently unpartnered. Ask any questions you want. As you can see, I don't mind sharing. I don't like wasting my time, so that's why I share.
  • FYI >> I'm platonic BFF with my ex-wife and platonic good friends with my most recent ex-girlfriend. This will NOT change because of you. Please, no jealousy issues!

WHO YOU ARE

Serious inquiries only. Thanks!

You can be any ethnicity, but please be fluent in English.

Before you continue reading, ask yourself, What value will I bring to this man's life?

I have age-gap experience, and I'm young at heart.

• Your Age:
  • 18 - 20 (highly unlikely - Impress me.)
  • 21 - 29 (cool)
  • 30 - 39 (IDEAL)
  • 40 - 49 (okay)
  • 50 - 55 (highly unlikely - How well do we match?)

I'm here for a genuine connection for lasting friendship above all else. I hope that this will lead to a best friendship in a loving, kinky long-term relationship.

If the chemistry and compatibilities are there for something more sustainable, I'm open to discussing cohabitation and marriage. However, I have no expectations, and I like living alone currently, so I'm not in a rush to have anyone move in during the foreseeable future. Please have your own place!

Adaptability is one of my strengths, so whatever dynamic works best for us, that will be fine for me. >> FYI: I have experience in monogamy and polyamory.

I also do not need someone to complete me. I'm already whole. I want someone to be my partner. For that to happen, we'll have to complement/balance each other well.

Of the list of compatibilities that I look for in a potential lover, the following three are the top areas where we must match, or it won't work. I'll also share the other compatibilities when we DM, though I'm sure as you're reading this post, you already know if we'd be a harmonious match.

• Conversational Skills
  • I highly value consistent communication! We can figure out what this will look like for us (i.e., daily, weekly, etc). However, if you can't hold a conversation in text, on the phone, during video chat, or in person, you're the wrong person for me.

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• Personality and Sense of Humor
  • If we're making each other laugh, that's a green flag! What you also see in this post and on my profile is what you get with me. Today, tomorrow, doesn't matter. I am who I am, I can only be me, and I wouldn't want to be anyone else. I think I'm fucking awesome! I'm a high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die. (HST - if you know, that's a green flag!)

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• Sexual Energy
  • I have a very high sex drive! I'm a Hedonist with a strong passion and an insatiable desire for worshipping pussy (I enjoy cock, too), feet, and butt with my long, thick tongue. >> I have master's degrees in cunnilingus, fellatio, feet pleasuring, and analingus, so you'll be in for a treat if we match and have naked time. Haha!
  • I will show my most recent STI test results when we eventually get to this point >> Friendship before sex!
  • FYI: I'm not a sub or a demisexual.

MUST-HAVES

1. You're a non-smoker. (tobacco)
2. You're a local to Las Vegas or the surrounding areas in a driveable distance.
3. You're child-free for life!
4. You're non-religious/not a cult follower.
5. You're financially self-sufficient.
6. Sexually: you love receiving oral, love your well-kept feet pleasured, and love your butt pleasured.

NICE-TO-HAVES

1. You're an atheist. (ideal)
2. You have (or you're trying to have) a healthy lifestyle. (ideal)
3. You're a non-drinker. (social drinker is acceptable)
4. You're 420-friendly, but you don't smoke/vape. (I'm tolerant if you smoke/vape pot and magic mushrooms are cool, too. It's also okay if you don't use canabis if you're okay that I do.)
5. You're shorter than me.

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MAJOR RED FLAGS

1. You ask for money at any point in our conversation.

This is an instant block!

1. You refuse to share a recent face and body picture when we message. (unless you already have pictures on your profile)

2. You refuse to have, or dodge having, a brief video chat before meeting in person.

I'm not a stalker, and I'll be respectful of your time. However, I do not want to waste my time with catfishing.

WHO I'M NOT LOOKING FOR

1. You're a compulsive gambler, an alcoholic, or a tobacco or hardcore drug user.
2. You're pro-Trump/pro-MAGA, conservative, religious/cult follower, anti-abortion, anti-LGBTQ , anti-science, a conspiracy theorist, a gun nut, or you mistreat animals.
   
3. You're a time waster: con artist, hooker, content seller (incudes OF), or a gold digger/sugar baby.
4. You're cheating on your significant other.
5. You're unhealthily possessive.
6. You're a drama-magnet.
7. You want an online-only relationship.
8. You only want a long-distance relationship (you don't want to relocate).