My previous account got banned LOL. I want to preface that I am most definitely real (find out for yourself), and I am NOT looking for anything serious (but my heart is always open - it's complicated).

Me: Well, I mean there is so much to me. I am looking for someone who appreciates my personality and who I am. I like to think of myself as kind and empathetic, always considering the thoughts/feelings of others. I can be very introverted and shy, but I can pass as extroverted (I've gotten better at it). I am mostly a listener more than a talker (but I can talk a lot too, especially when someone cares about what I have to say). I enjoy taking in nature and experiencing new things in all realms of life (I am SUPER open-minded). I enjoy being still, as in doing nothing at all with my favorite person (potentially you!). Physically (because I believe physical attraction is important), I am 5'3 and about 90 pounds (I have a fast metabolism, but I can probably eat as much as you do - seriously, let's find out). I have long, dark brown hair, brown eyes, some freckles, and an hourglass figure (because men love that). When it comes to sex (because it's an important thing for me), I am VERY open...just ask, you won't hear "no" from me.

You: OMG, you make me so excited! Well, I hope you're sweet and a gentleman. I hope you're EMOTIONALLY intelligent. I hope you're established, admirable, and financially stable. Please uplift me like I will uplift you, don't bring me down. I would hope you have amazing grammar and conversation skills! I also strongly prefer you are older than forty (but I can make exceptions). Physically, be taller than me and stronger than me (so easy). I love dad bods/fit bods, grey hair, and all your textured skin (I will appreciate it all). Also, please be somewhat sexually kinky (but again, I can make exceptions). I don't care about your relationship status.

I hope you take a chance because if you are the right person, I promise I won't disappoint. Thank you for reading soooo much, I know it was a lot.