I'm not going to say it here. No point. I'm not even going to say it to everyone I might talk to. But if I find a woman to whom I can say it, I will.

To that I will add that you're going to find an intensity here you might not be used to. I know precisely why I am here. I know precisely what I aim to achieve. And if I may be blunt, I know precisely how to do it. You won't get any two word responses from me. You won't get any nonsensical talk that's unrelatable. You won't get any untoward photos (unless you should request them). But I'm not here to sext. I'm not here to scam you either. I'm here because I want something, I know how to get it, and I believe this is best place for me to find it. As to what I want, my desires are not as selfish as my rhetoric might lead you to believe. I have a heart and I want to use it. You, wherever you are, are essential to that plan, because I intend to use it on you. I intend to give it to you, in fact. I have my reasons for that.

If you speak with me, you're going to get a lot of questions. You might even get some answers. But one thing you're not going to get is bullshit. I'm here for this. I'm tired of the bullshit, I'm tired of swipe culture, I'm tired of the dating game, and most importantly of all, I'm tired of being alone. I'm 46, good health, tad on the weighty side, but that can be fixed. I've got an interesting job, a sense of old school style, and a fucking amazing cat. I have a deep mind and a strong belief in kindness. I shouldn't be alone. I don't think I have to be. But I'm going at this from a different approach now. I got a fucking plan up my sleeve now, because I'm smarter than I was before. So I'm doing things different. And the things I have to propose, should we get there, are highly fucking unorthodox. But I've always gone that route in my life and it's always worked for me.

I'm here, talk to me. I'll talk to women of all legal ages and backgrounds but I'm hopeful of meeting someone in their 30s and most definitely living in America.

Lead with your comfort show? Mine is the Office. Or House.