Hey there beautiful human.

I'm 5'11"/180 and white and I love all races. I have something of a professorial look.

I keep my house clean, I have good hygiene, I'm extremely well traveled, well read and fairly well educated. I love animals. I love people. I'm an ambivert. I am not an abuser and I have no substance abuse issues. I'm handy with power tools as well as spreadsheets.

I own my own home and live entirely off my passive income. I don't own a private jet or anything, I just don't really have to work very much. And I have a career that I am entirely in control of that is an absolute passion.

I'm a pleaser and a natural caregiver. I really enjoy the soft side of caregiving. I'm superb at giving authentic, detailed loving praise. I love snuggling, holding hands, talking forever.

In the bedroom I like to take the lead. We can talk more about that much later. I am very experienced in these areas, and I love to teach. Outside of the bedroom we can be equals... or not. That's up to you. Regardless you will always have my respect.

Oh, and by the way, while we are getting to know one another I'm never going to send you a naughty or take our conversation into a naughty realm. I'm also never going to ask for NSFW pictures from you, honestly I prefer to keep that a delightful mystery.

I'm looking for someone to share life together. To share the beauty and the burden of Montessori style child rearing, to love and support one another, and have a hot and kinky bedroom.

You must be sweet, loyal and a natural pleaser. It would be great if you love to cook. And this is shallow but it is honest: you'll need to have taken at least as good care of your body as I have mine (I have a fairly slim dad bod). But otherwise, please let me be the judge of your beauty. I have often been astonished to learn that women that are gorgeous to me rate themselves unattractive or average.

If you have kids I will love them as my own, teach them and be their steward. My kid is a toddler, super tall and absolutely adorable. I have him less than half of the time. I love my kid. His mom is out of the picture, always will be.

If we end up living together I will pay for everything unless you have a job and want to keep it. That's up to you. If you do, we'll have a greater standard of living.

I'm only looking for a real life relationship. If you're not local, you'll need to relocate if we hit it off. Be prepared to share a picture of yourself. This is a serious, legitimate offer. Reach out to me and I will take the lead.