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34 [M4F] #SF or elsewhere — Seeking a younger, ambitious, lifetime third partner (MF4F)
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Bad_Bultungin is a male age 34 looking for a female in San Francisco, CA
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Tl;Dr: I (M34) am looking for a younger, fit, attractive, and smart lady to breed and keep with my fiancée (F27) as a polygynous family.

This will be a long, unusual post. I do not anticipate getting a ton of responses; so, if this post is still up, I’m still looking for you. I’ll keep reposting until then.

This post will mostly be centered on me, the M of the MF. I’m the more extroverted of us two, and typically the most successful relationships we had were ones where I had the deepest connection with the women we’ve dated. Plus, F is shy until you get to know her.

About Me:

Physically, I’m a man in my mid-thirties. I’m 71” tall, weigh approximately 200lbs , and my dick is 8” long (uncircumcised). I’m fitter than most men my age, more hirsute than most, with a salt-&-pepper beard and a head I keep clean shaven. I get a lot of “zaddy” comments, even though I’m still not 100% what the fuck that means. I’m attractive and athletic, though by no means am I everyone’s cup of tea. Here is a picture. Here is another.

Personality-wise, people say I’m funny. People say I’m smart (I get called a ‘genius’ a lot—not something I believe), and people say I’m charming (this, I believe). I like to think I’m more playful than serious, and more earnest than superficial. I like to talk a lot, and I enjoy conversations in general over silence—but my social battery does need time to recharge. I brood when I’m upset (typical), and I try not to take my anger out on those around me.

Professionally, I work in medical administration (right now). I am floating the idea of rejoining the military within the next year or so though, too. There is a tiny, fractional chance I will take my writing hobby professional. So, you’ll either get a cool hip semi-urban lifestyle or a white picket fence military lifestyle.

Hobbies-wise, not many. I go to the gym six days a week, blaring music that makes conversation impossible. I read. I write. I play the odd, occasional video game (obsessively, for days on end). Oh, and I love to cook. You will be served my overly-fussy recreation of a rustic Milano pasta al bolognese, and my nearly-custard brioche French toast—whenever I get the chance to make them.

Situation:

Like I mentioned above, I’m looking for a younger lady as a lifelong partner in my polygynous relationship with my fiancée.

The two of us have been together 8 years this Fall, and we’ve dated other girls (either as me cuckqueaning her or both us dating thirds together) most of that time. We’ve gotten to the point where we would like to start a family, and we really want you to be a foundational part of that. Both because we want you around for good and it’s an important life transformation we want to experience with you, but also because with our two career ambitions it would be way easier if you were around to help with life/kids. Plus, we both think the idea of me knocking you up is super hot! So, I am posting this in hopes of finding you a tad sooner so we can get started with you :)

What I’m looking for:

  • Someone I can be obsessed with (or ‘fall in love with’, whichever happens first)
  • Single bi- or poly-sapphic woman, the younger the better.
  • You need to be pretty. I am vain, and shallow.
    • No requirements on particulars; I have a historic weakness for blondes, but my fiancée is brunette.
  • Please be smart. The smarter the better; smarter than me would be optimum.
  • Please be a talker. Extroverted/pro-social whatever: I need someone who likes to initiate conversation, and isn’t afraid to chat.
  • Please be fit or interested in fitness! Gym is life.
  • Attitude: I like princesses and tomboys pretty equally.

Geographic notes:

Currently located in California (Bay Area), but that’s likely to change in near future. I’ve been kicking around the idea of moving back to NYC or LA, and I might get stationed anywhere if I rejoin the military. I’m open to you being *wherever* (and highly encourage any ladies from Europe or Japan to reach out!), as long as there is a plan/roadmap/clear opportunities to cohabitate.

What I’m offering:

  • Lifelong relationship. You don’t have to worry about dating / commitment issues / ghosting ever again—you get to be mine, have my kids, and gloat to all your friends how great your life is.
  • Flexible: my fiancée and I have some ambitious career goals, but we’re happy to do our part domestically if you do not want to be a SAHM. We are also happy to support you if you do want to be our trophy wife, SAHM.
  • I’m entertaining, kinky, and loyal.
  • If you’re into/interested in FFM threesomes, you struck the jackpot.
  • My complete and utter devotion as I develop a deep and abiding emotional dependency on you, pushing me to create and grow in ways hitherto-now incapable, becoming anything from a) dotting Daddy waiting on his princess b) slavishly loyal knight hopelessly devoted to you, or c) enthralled pet whose world revolves around you.
  • Occasional back rubs.

Please DM me if you’re interested! Send a pic, tell me a bit about yourself (you can just copy my format if it’s easier), and let’s start building a connection! I’m looking forward to spending the rest of our lives with you.

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