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40 [M4F] #Phoenix AZ - My Shadow
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ConansMonorail is a male age 40 looking for a female in Phoenix, AZ
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This is going to sound weird... but I am looking for someone to be my shadow... my sidekick, a companion.

I work 40 hours a week, 8am - 5pm.
Aside from that, all my time is free.

I want a gal to pal around with, as much as possible.

I want us to be such a fixture in each other's lives that when we get off work, it is just assumed that we'll be hanging out.
I want us to be seen together so often, that when a friend invites me to a get-together, it will be assumed that they are inviting the both of us.

I love listening to music, I love watching movies/videos, I love driving around after dark, blasting tunes.
I want someone to share these things with.

I want someone to do exciting things with, and someone to be totally boring and lazy and take naps with as well.

It should be noted that I cannot make babies (Vasectomy).

My love languages are:
Quality Time.
Physical Touch.
Words of Affirmation.

Msg me.
I look forward to hearing from you.
(There are pics, and additional info in my post history).

footnote.
This might come off like I am a friendless anti-social sad-sack, and I am looking for someone to isolate with.
This is not the case. We all need a certain level of independence and alone-time.
I am not looking to encroach upon your time alone, nor to monopolize time that you wish to spend on hobbies, other friendships, personal time, or family time.

tldr; I am not demanding, jealous, nor possessive, and I am not looking for co-dependency.
As the artist formerly known as Prince used to sing. "I just want your extra time and your (jangle jangle jangle jang) Kiss!"

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40
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a female
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