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An “Investigator”. 😂 Not my best but joke, but hope you laughed. Made me laugh.
Appearance: I am 5”11, Spanish Asian mixed, 170 pounds slim with muscle. People say I’m attractive, but I don’t believe them. 🫠
I value deep conversations about how much better our kids have it, making memories over trendy coffee shops, and shit talking about how you can’t beat me in making impactful PowerPoints.
Message me if you have a Costco or Sam’s club. I’m running out of paper towels.
My quirks: 1.Im the type to wash dishes after a dinner party. But also instigate fights. 2.I’m the first to wake up in the house and blast early 2000s alternative rock. 3. My go to karaoke song is “I believe in a thing called love” by The Darkness with dance theatrics and silly air guitars. 4. I workout only so I can continue to eat like shit. 5. House is CLEAN. Like pristine~ I’m the sort to ask you to leave your shoes at the front and provide you slippers.
What is one question you wish someone asked you? Hope to hear and meet you soon.
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