Welcome to the part of the internet where curiosity meets chaos, and maybe—just maybe—a little bit of fun. The search for something a bit more... interesting has led us here. No judgment, no pressure. Just the thrill of what could be. Maybe we’ll connect, maybe we won’t, but one thing’s for sure—it’ll be worth the risk.

A bit about me: I’m a professional in the daytime, and a cynical, slightly jaded intellectual by night. Think of me as a less earnest version of David Attenborough—more dark humor and snarky commentary than soothing nature documentaries. I’m into the kind of humor that makes you wonder if I’m serious, and I love long, winding conversations over a glass of wine (or two, or three…). We’ll talk about everything from conspiracy theories to the meaning of life while pretending the world isn’t collapsing around us. Bonus points if you know what the hell a “cognitive bias” is.

Interests: Late-night documentaries, snarky commentary, random Wikipedia deep dives, pretending to cook (it's more about the wine), philosophical debates that go nowhere, and finding humor in the smallest absurdities of life. Also, I'm always in search of the best coffee shop in town. I love a good board game, book, or lecture about your latest hyper fixation from Wikipedia. Tell me all about how there is a right and wrong way to orient a toilet paper roll. 

What I’m looking for: Someone who can hold their own in a heated debate about nothing important, or someone who can simply enjoy a drink while making fun of everything. I'm not just after an affair, but a genuine connection, even if it's one based on the chaotic mess that life seems to be. Let's laugh, let’s argue, let’s find the best meme of the week. But most importantly, let’s have fun in a world that’s definitely not slowing down anytime soon.

Ready for a little existential crisis? Me too.

Now, here's a fun one: If I asked you out on a spontaneous adventure right now, what’s the first thing you'd say? (No pressure... but I’ll totally judge you if you say no.)