35 [m4f] #Houston #SanAntonio What do you call a cow with no legs?

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Sterne903281 is a male age 35 looking for a female in Houston, TX

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Ground beef.

(And now that I’ve proven I’m hilarious, let’s get to it. )

I’m 35, 5’11, 190 lbs, married 10 years, and have two awesome kids who think I’m cool (don’t tell ‘em they’re wrong).

Looking for a discreet connection that’s fun, meaningful, and involves minimal “wyd?” texts.

I’m into bad karaoke, good tacos, and pretending my sunroof is a gateway to freedom. I spend most of my time in Houston, a lot in San Antonio, and 100% of it trying to avoid stepping on LEGOs.

If you’re kind, witty, and love tacos, we might just be a match. Let’s chat—extra points if you laugh at my terrible jokes.

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