Soooo I'm seeking a wondertul lady to explore an affair with. Ideally, l'd like something in between casual and a girlfriend. I don't want to ruin your life, but I also desperately want to scratch the itch that is what I'm missing at home. I want to be on your mind, and I want to be the object of your lust.

I'm 37, 6ft, white, not obese, but I could probably afford to slim down a few more pounds. I love hanging out and going to social spots and doing whatever seems enjoyable. Listening to rock music at a bar, shooting pool, bowling, tinkering with stuff to fix it, reading articles, cars, animals, guitar, games, traveling, learning and watching movies/documentaries are all things I enjoy. I like to text, and prefer it over phone calls mostly. I tend to reply fast, have a bit of sarcasm and dark humor thrown in, but also have a high enough emotional intelligence to read a situation and not be a jackass. I like conversations, not arguments.

l'd like you to be kind and looking for something similar to me. I'm open to most ages (adults only) and body shapes, races and backgrounds. I'd like to have something in common with you, because l'd like to be able to establish a friendship and keep convos moving.

If you like to chat like crazy the first day, then move into 1 to 3 word replies, refuse to engage back by not asking your own questions, cannot carry a convo, refuse to ever be the one that messages first, let politics define your personality, or don’t have respect for others, unfortunately I won’t be a good match for you.

If you would like to send a pic with your reply, I’d love that, but it’s not required right away if you’re not ready. Please plan to meet in person as I really don’t need a penpal. If you’re not from this area, but are willing to visit/coordinate feel free to message me.

Finally, one last question to start our convo: How do you decide what gift to buy those people that are so hard to shop for?